Guerrilla Welfare

A method of ambush in which units of currency hide within the objects most likely to be collided with by thrown hats, tank ammunition, or ballistic missiles, in a coordinated attempt to forcefully enrich an unwilling Italian American community.

"In a moment of frustration over all this incessant guerrilla welfare, I stabbed that crate around two hundred times."

by Rorolik May 9, 2025

Total Welfare Sweep

Said by Welfarists when the Welfare Party of Sordland experiences gains in elections.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Luka Markus won 47% of the Popular Vote?"
Welfarist: "TWS (Total Welfare Sweep)"

by Sheauteroux July 21, 2025

health, welfare, and morels

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.

While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.

by QuacksO January 4, 2025