Puppy Whipped

Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.

My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.

by Quaker's Oats69 April 21, 2020

whipped testicle

The moment when cum drips to the testicles making a whipped cream effect

My friend and I made a whipped testicle last night. It was a good time.

by maxramage150 December 30, 2021

Money Whipped

When someone lets their life be controlled by there paycheck. Similar to being pussy whipped. People who often put up with shitty jobs in order to receive a paycheck.

Guy 1: Hey are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: No, i think im going to work
Guy 3: Man, your Money Whipped .

by matashowski December 18, 2008

Stimmy Whip

A shitbox purchased with your stimulus check. must cost under $1400.00

Check out my new stimmy whip!

by chitownwhips March 25, 2021

Cell Whipped

A person that is addicted to their cell phone checking it compulsively multiple times every hour or every minute - even more urgently when the phone boops or blips a notification.

Fred is so cell whipped...he can't go more than a minute without checking his phone.

by Cereal Killer cK May 5, 2022

tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.

Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Nothing Whipped

Situation where man caves to a female in every which way and he hasn't actually hit the twissat

Have you hit that yet or are you still nothing whipped? You do any and everything she asked you to do.

by Rev Sharpton April 14, 2014