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Valentin

Valentin is usually a guy who tries too hard to be funny, His penis is typically no bigger than 2 inches and the type of people that hang out with him don't really want to, they usually just feel bad
Person #1 Ew Valentin is coming
Person #2 ugh that guy is so annoying
by Charles LeRae November 23, 2021
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valentine

a girl who deserves the world, she’s smart, pretty and funny. everyone wants to marry a valentine
Oh my god i wish i dated a Valentine
by w33dbitch November 21, 2021
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Valentine

A amazing girl that you should follow on Instagram @amourxval
by Amourxval January 5, 2020
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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.
What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David
by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
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chip valentine

A real banger type party animal. A little hip, a little hop, and a whole lot of brownies. He is also hella jacked bro.
That chip valentine kid cracks me up. I swear I jebait him every time.
by Chip Rogul November 26, 2016
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valentin

de most butiful guy in the world that has brown hair and brow eyes. al girls like him and he is butifull. and he has 200 IQ. He is strong and has sexy abs and can often be described as "Orgasmic" He usually has a 7-8 inch penis.
girls-hi valentin
valentin-no not them
by valentinswe January 11, 2018
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