Sloppy Joe Tuesday

The one day a week in which everything has meaning and life be steening. Don't take this day for granted, for it only cums once a week!

Kleft: Ayo, when can we have your gay butt sex party?
Sned: We can have gay butt sex on Sloppy Joe Tuesday, don't forget the cheetos!

by Mario "Sned" Judah January 23, 2021

love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

by Your one true love November 17, 2020

Tidy pic Tuesday

Every Tuesday a person of your choice must send you a tidy pick

Lexy send me a try pic because it is tidy pic Tuesday "ok"

by Bigbrainuser February 17, 2022

topsy turvy tuesday’s

A day when people have intercourse while being upside down

topsy turvy tuesday’s is my fav day of the week
i hate it it gives me a headache

by daddycoley March 21, 2019

chicken sandwich on a tuesday

Idk eat a chicken sandwich

Chicken sandwich on a Tuesday
Yes

by 278382629-72 March 25, 2022

T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone.

Kevin: yo cvs was out of condoms for T-bone Tuesday

Tyron: looks like your girl won’t be getting that extra bone she deserves.

by T-bone Tuesday October 07, 2019

One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

by blaneficker January 13, 2021