Chris

Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you

for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
Wow that guy is a Chris.
Person number two: ya he sucks
by YEEELax November 28, 2018
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That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.
Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!
by Unknown mad music teacher December 11, 2019
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A short middle schooler with a pineapple shaped head. Will be a loyal friend. A little overweight but will help if in need. If you want to become friends with him tell him what you like. Most often chris will have something in common with you. Always friendly unless you wack him for no reason. Pretty decent at gaming, but gets mad when he´s been killed in the game. Usually one of the nicest people and loyal people. Just make sure you don´t do everything with him or his friends will say you´re gay and perverted.
Is that a Chris. I wonder if I can be friends with him.
by YTRGRTJK April 18, 2019
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HE IS SO FUCKING GAY AND LIKES BOYS AND LIKES THEIR BALLS ALL NIGHT
Sam: OMG CHRIS is so fucking GAY
by YEETER YEETINGSON September 06, 2019
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The saltiest fruitiest person you will ever meet. A man who usually has a very small penis
by Mr. Moyer July 15, 2017
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Chris Has a big nose and a spoilt brat
by Ironman2lols May 29, 2020
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A toxic fuck stick who plays Blackbeard in high plat
Look at Chris being toxic, playing Blackbeard in plat what a shit
by Venixzzy October 11, 2018
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