Kyle

a manipulating lying self absorbed cheating using careless dramatic fake oompaloompa liar asshole player cool guy wannabe thug wannabe stupid weak insufferable intolerable ignorant smarty wannabe .

Ugh hes such a kyle

by Oofnuggs February 19, 2020

KYLE

Kyles have been born since the dawn of time until recent production of drywall and monsters little was known about their curious nature, but when studied in their natural environment you can normally catch them chugging monsters and punching holes through drywall when they aren't doing that they are usually riding their BMX bikes in skate parks with their friends.

we need to knock all this drywall down go get kyle.

by Luna9192 July 13, 2019

Kyle

A Kyle likes to punch walls and drink monsters

Omg Kyle your knuckles r fucked

by Green dinosaur June 9, 2019

kyle

people with the name Kyle tend to skate,drink a lot of monster,typically very kind and loyal but shy and hides emotions with acts of weirdness

person 1:"yo Kyle how are you?"

Kyle:"If you got eaten by a dog would you be a dog"

by Yvng beann October 27, 2019

kyle

A friend who has many other friends but chooses you to hang out with. He lets you borrow his cards and eat his snacks. He is a great friend.

He's such a good friend that he's a kyle!

by Atti's Smeagol May 16, 2018

Kyle

Kyle is the type of person to punch a hole in the wall when his mom takes his juul away. Kyles run on pure monster energy and are extremely unstable. Don't piss off a Kyle.

Karen: "My son punched a hole in my drywall last night."
Chad: "What a Kyle."

by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019

Kyle

Is a ginger kid nobody likes and will die alone

Look at Kyle he is such a dork

by Tor biggest nightmare January 6, 2020