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LAMP

Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.

LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.

Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”

“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
by Dmplx November 2, 2021
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Fish lamping

When someone is lied to so often they start believing the lies
"Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M
by Michaelson Hunterdon January 21, 2024
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brown lamp

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.
by brownlamper September 16, 2013
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Lamp ass

A person male or female, with zero common sense!!

Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!
God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!
by Cowboy713 March 22, 2023
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Lamp

Instead of saying lmao say lamp. Because it’s a nice word and can also be used in som context as “laughing at my problems”.
Person: dude did u just fail ur test?
You: yeah LAMP
Person: what?
You: Laughing At My Problems
by Bees cream November 19, 2020
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Lava lamp

A lava lamp is mad trippy and is like the must for a greeb
Anya fullers lava lamp broke she was mad cuz when she was off on mandy she couldn’t stare at it
by Ollie16inchWhiteBoy May 9, 2018
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lamp

person 1: you cool with ole girl ?
person 2: HELL NAH that hoe a lamp
by babyyy juwop July 26, 2018
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