Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 3, 2020

floppy-flappies

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.

Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

floppy stick

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.

John you are floppy stick m8.

by Abb is a Gbert April 15, 2016

Floppy Fish

To slap someone's face with your hand with a fast side to side motion using the palm then back of hand.

"Matthew is an idiot so Mikey hit him with the floppy fish."

"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"

by Ms.koolakins August 20, 2017

Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!

"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"

by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024