What The FAQ?

1. A cleaner version of "What the F%@#?" Can be used in public places when being polite.

2. "What the F%$@?" is a frequently asked question, so it can be used in place of the more vulgar alternate. Also can be used when being ironic.

Person1: Whoa, look at the two-headed oragutan!
Person2: What the FAQ?

by xf0rg0tt3nx May 23, 2009

What The Dick

What the dick is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.

What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.

If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".

What the dick Blaine; why did you just hit me the face?

by WTDI August 26, 2012

What the lick reed

A new some sort of way of saying "Hi". Or as some people know "Whats up?"

"Steven, What the lick reed?!"

Denisse: "Excuse me?"

Steven & Denisse: " I don't get it!" . . . .Chicken. Booger Love♥

by Mangu20 May 5, 2011

What the--?

What one says when in shock and is in public.

"Sir, your car's been stolen."

"What the--?"

by nobodyinparticular December 15, 2008

what the fuck are you doing

The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....

What the fuck are you doing!? Do you fucking love hypothermia?

by Andreuhh January 7, 2007

What the

An expression of surprise, or incomprehension.

Also see
What the hell
What the heck
What the fuck
WTF
What in Blue Blazes

As his slumbering mind was touched by the dawning rays of wakefulness, his first impression was of a mop of frizzy orange hair brushing his face. Awareness suddenly slapped him upside his head, not only was there was a person seated on his lap, but he was strapped inside a car sardine-can-packed with clowns, missiling towards a burning building. "What the!" he exclaimed.

by Chaz August 11, 2005

What the F?

Partially extended version of wtf. Carries same meaning and was created for use in the presence of those unfamiliar with wtf.

Person 1: Hey, Adam said he needs to borrow your TV again.
Person 2: What the F!? That's the the third time this month!

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004