Sad Archie

A reference from the popular space game, Endless Sky, "Sad Archie" is a reference for when a band intentionally finishes a big concert with one of their slower songs, with the intent being to calm down a chaotic crowd. This can help prevent overly-excited fans from releasing their energy in potentially destructive ways. A Sad Archie typically utilizes a slow mellow song written to inspire a melancholy feeling, either by its prose or by its melody. Often both.

In the game Endless Sky, Sad Archie is a song played by the aptly named band "There Might Be Riots" at the end of each concert to prevent damage to public property.

"I went to the AC/DC concert last night and they totally pulled a Sad Archie. Their last song was Ride On and by the end I was in tears."

by ClivetheRock July 6, 2023

Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018

sad banana

When your girlfriend gives you a hand job lubricated by her tears.

I gave my girl a ring. She started crying then gave me a Sad Banana.

by Joe Wiggles October 14, 2008

Sad Day

A phrase that is orally announced when things are not going the way that one expected it to be going. The origin of this phrase surfaced somewhere in the southwest Bakersfield, California area.

"Crap! I just broke my brand new drum sticks...sad day!"

Frank: "Wow, Gabe. That song you wrote is gay."
Gabe: "Aw, sad day."

by Gabe Fierro February 13, 2010

March Sadness

if and when your team gets beaten out of the ncaa mens basketball tournament

after the sweet sixteen it was just march sadness for me.

by michael watt April 9, 2009

Sad farts

When you are feeling so sad that you can’t/don’t even fart.

Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn

by skegss125 April 8, 2019

Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.

Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.

by Bitchy bartender June 17, 2019