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Bald Ass Mango

A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango
OMG he's so annoying he's built like a bald ass mango
by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023
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Mango Stomper

A racial slur directed at people of Indian or Middle Eastern descent.
Based on a video of an Indonesian man making juice by stomping mangos with his gang green infested bare feet.
That fucking Mango Stomper didn't give me my change for my Big Gulp!
by BarryMuhcoqinner March 2, 2024
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Mango

People called 'Mango' are very nice people.
Mostly they are very manly. and super hot.
When describing people with the name mango, it means they are super smart.
"Did he pass the test?"
"Of course, since he's a super Mango."
by Tayson322 March 2, 2021
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The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.
"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*
by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023
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Mango Pop

literal abbreviation for "Mango Popsicle" , "Mango lollipop", or a more abstract "Mango pop icon slay"

created and first spoken by: cunt themselves

Inspired by viewing a pack of 'Vero Mango Lollipops' at CVS store #9794 (CA)

Mango pop exist because MANGOS ARE THAT BITCH and what else can they do but pop. Those who chant and spread the Mango Pop message share their love and favoritism for this tropical fruit and its iconic ability to always give mango. The Mango Pop chant (a repetitive, new age, techno style pop hit) forces those new listeners to question the mango and its greatness and their own relationship to the mango. Never mind the weirdo slay queen cunt who's chanting mango pop in your face. It's so rhythmic and oddly satisfying how these 3 syllables form the perfect up / down stress flow only to break off into a "pop , pop , pop" quick-beat break down every 3rd time Mango Pop is chanted it's a instant classic unforgettable catchy earworm that requires a mango release.

Soda, Juice, The Actual fruit, Candy, Smoothies, Popsicles, Ice Cream, Mangonadas!!!!

May you forever bless your taste buds and satisfy the Mango madness within.
" Mango pop ,

Mango pop ,

Mango, pop, pop, pop..

mango pop..." (repeat until satisfied, The chant exists for the mango-less moment as well)
by anonymous May 5, 2024
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balkan mango rage

when an individual hears someone says the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens is a dogshit and how this individual fails to recognize the clear truth to this statement
How dare you say that about my pookie bear. I am going to unleash my balkan mango rage”
by drakemayelover February 6, 2025
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Warm Mango

The Warm Mango is of course a room temperature mango, that is being opened by a little boy who doesn't know how to open a mango, so they use a knife and ends up stabbing it through their hand like a jackass. Then in the mess of blood and mango they enjoy their sweet sweet room temperature mango.
Well that reminds me of the good ol Warm Mango
by Fralor_Mane May 2, 2024
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