GOD

A great deity he gave us weed and other drugs

GOD

by ayyy dog June 29, 2020

God

Something that doesn't exist

Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.

by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018

GOD

I MAN

I AM GOD

by naomi poooop November 6, 2020

God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

God

This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??

The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.

God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.

by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018

God

God, a religious entity in Christianity. Also know as Yoongi

I’m going to pray to God

I’m going to pray to Yoongi

by Cupid idk March 17, 2019

God

God is the beginning and the end the alpha and Omega the father to the fatherless

God is my father

I love God

I want to know God

by Kingngotit November 28, 2016