TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 5, 2022

Toot

To ask if someone wants to hear your horn or other wind instrument.

Toot that horn

by Word stock February 15, 2026

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend at dinner so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026