alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut

i can smell that guys alan hughes from here

by Miss terry August 18, 2012

Alan

The prettiest boy there is. He has beautiful eyes and a warm smile.

“I wish I could be Alan”

by One user November 4, 2022

Alan Melendez

A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening

Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez

by Ok bro December 14, 2021

pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration

She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan

by andromeda123 August 3, 2010

Alan

A man that gets no bitches

Imagine being named Alan, bet he doesn't have a Thundercock

by Masked.Astronaut January 29, 2022

Alan

A beautiful specimen

Look it’s alan

by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020

Alan Bimini

Alan BIMINI 🩵

Alan BIMINI 🩵

by katisbimini January 3, 2025