purple headed yogurt slinger

simple, a penis

I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Munchi Kawfi November 30, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

a weenie.

lauryn sucked that purple headed yogurt slinger like nobodys business

by Justin April 11, 2003

stinger

A fart that comes out of your butthole really fast and tight, sometimes causing some minor bleeding.

person a: zzipppp...owwwwwwww.....

person b: Dude what tha???

person a: O nothing!?!

person b: Sick!!!!The smell of crap and blood!A stinger right?

by justins money July 11, 2006

Slinger

Derives from "gun slinger". A 6f or larger, circle or square of denim, canvas, or burlap with a hole for the wearer's head in the center. Usually woven of black, dark brown, and navy blue threads. Worn over a shirt.

The slinger disguises the gunslinger's movements. It is also often worn over long johns at night as a blanket.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".

Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?

He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!

by B Man bran December 9, 2007

Swiger

Human being dressed as a tiger who has a lot of swag

- Wow, he looks like a tiger and he has a lot of swag.
o He's a swiger!

by don't you know i'm loco? June 14, 2014

santa fe stinger

A home made mixed drink that originated in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Like an excorcism only a few people in Santa Fe know how to make the drink and i happen to be one of them. First you get a large drink from McDonalds and fill 1/4 of the cup with Dr.Pepper. Next fill smirnof any flavor, boons farm, mickeys, old e hg, a tiny bit of malibu then top it off with more Dr.Pepper but add a spoon full of brown sugar. To achive maximum pleasure of your taste buds use Dr.Pepper made with Pure Cane Sugar. Also keep all the alcohol chilled. DO NOT STIR OR SHAKE! This drink is carefully formulated to be drank straight from the cup with no lid or straw. The sting will come from the kick in the ass that you get from the sugar with the Dr.Pepper at the end. You may also slam a red bull after to intensify this affect.

Dave: Are you sure your ready for the Santa Fe Stinger?

John: I have been ready for this since the day i was born!

Dave: OFF TO MICKY DEEZZZ!!!!!

by jon619b June 16, 2007