Swimming

The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine

Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"

by swimmingisthebestsport May 9, 2020

Adult swim

It’s where adults swim 8:00 to 6:00 am

Let’s Watch some grown people swim it’s called adult swim they swim to 8:00 to 6:00 am

by Some asexual animator June 29, 2020

Swimming

When someones has really nice, deep waves in their hair. Usually when they have a haircut.

"Man you see my waves? my shit swimming"

by LilJawn September 6, 2020

swimming the moat

She's fuckin wet

She was swimming the moat so she's fucking wet

by Denominator1007 April 28, 2017

swimming armadillo

a nasty hoe who cant swim very well.

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party

by ronald19 August 21, 2016

ninja swimming

Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.

While the rich people went to Cancun, my friends and I went Ninja Swimming during spring break.

by I'mNotThatOld July 23, 2016

swimming

death

Swimming is pure death

by victorcheeseball January 6, 2017