SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 

Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius

literally.

jolene: h-
sonic the hedgehog : meow meow bitch gotta fuck fast

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019

Sonic the Hedgehog 

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.

Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the Hedgehog by Segawhy August 25, 2019

Sonic The hedgehog 

A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times

This is not Sonic The Hedgehog this is me

Sonic The hedgehog by Sonik The Hedgehog October 6, 2019

sonic the hedgehog 

sonic the dankist meme in the world he moves very fast and when he gets the 7 hitler emeralds he becomes hitler sonic the most powerful sonic form he then starts killing all the eggs in the world leaving jim carry as the last egg alive milo is the true hitler man who kissed beanos ass

sonic the hedgehog ate my ass

sonic the hedgehog by ash greninja 47 November 19, 2019

sonic_ekb 

The one and only banana and he love to fly love to watch WWE and he loves the Feind and Ksi

Sonic_ekb is the one and only feind

sonic_ekb by The-only-DeadGhost04 February 16, 2020

Sonic attack 

Really fast masturbation

I don't have time to masturbate, I will need to do Sonic attack

Sonic attack by Fenri February 20, 2020

Sonic Effect

When a form of media or literature is so perfect (i.e The Sonic Movic) experiencing any other entertainment leaves a sense of dissatisfaction and disappointment.

"Just saw Upward and when it ended I could only think about how nothing can compare to seeing Sonic in theaters"
-Thomas A.(First Recorded Example of the Sonic Effect)

Sonic Effect by OurLordSonic March 7, 2020