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Foley’s shitty sheets

Foley clean your shitty sheets”~ Ma
“They’re fresh Ma”~ Foley

Foley’s shitty sheets
by 1234jakdks May 4, 2021
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Sheet

Julian for either "child", "shield", "shit" or "sheet"… Nobody really knows, except for Bilna.
Last Halloween, I saw a small sheet dressed as a gladiator, wearing a sheet, sword and sheet. He kept running around stabbing sheets on the street. No cap.
by Herpa_derp May 4, 2023
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Yeet sheet music

You were bored and thought there was a song called yeet worth playing.
I searched yeet sheet music today, nothing came up.
by okboomer457293 November 5, 2020
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Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.
Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!
by Trail head girl October 14, 2022
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Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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sheet lord

Tim: Man that Jacob kid sure is a sheet lord
Bill: Thats for sure
by Sheet Lord November 25, 2016
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Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010
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