To arrive at the restroom, finish your business, and realize that there's only one sheet of toilet paper left on the roll.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally got one-sheeted after class today"
Guy 2:"Aw gross man what'd you do?"
Guy 1:"I asked the guy next to me if he could 'spare a square'"
Guy 2"...."
Guy 2:"Aw gross man what'd you do?"
Guy 1:"I asked the guy next to me if he could 'spare a square'"
Guy 2"...."
by Exalted Templar April 11, 2011
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A word for a girl that's mad tall.
Like, MAD tall.
Sheetals roll up that haze like it's nothin'.
And alcohol? They bathe in that shit.
"She may never be on the Maybelline commercials,
but she'll always let you know when she got some purple."
Sheetals usually live in asylums.
And in their basements, they dissect rabbits.
They LOVE to argue too.
It's their second favorite thing to do, next to smoking.
But when they're really mad they can't back themselves up.
When they get pissed they get very violent, you can't control them.
Sheetals are usually really smart despite their addictions.
They're the best storytellers you'll ever meet.
And they're vegetarians; just don't get on their bad side, because they might decide to eat meat that day.
But one thing's for sure, if you're ever lucky, or unlucky enough, to meet a Sheetal in your life, hang on to her, because she's a friend you'll never want to lose♥
Like, MAD tall.
Sheetals roll up that haze like it's nothin'.
And alcohol? They bathe in that shit.
"She may never be on the Maybelline commercials,
but she'll always let you know when she got some purple."
Sheetals usually live in asylums.
And in their basements, they dissect rabbits.
They LOVE to argue too.
It's their second favorite thing to do, next to smoking.
But when they're really mad they can't back themselves up.
When they get pissed they get very violent, you can't control them.
Sheetals are usually really smart despite their addictions.
They're the best storytellers you'll ever meet.
And they're vegetarians; just don't get on their bad side, because they might decide to eat meat that day.
But one thing's for sure, if you're ever lucky, or unlucky enough, to meet a Sheetal in your life, hang on to her, because she's a friend you'll never want to lose♥
Rashad: Yo you see that girl over there?
Andy: The funny looking one?
Rashad: Nah not Lisa, the cute little one over there.
Andy: Little? GOD DAMN, SHEETAL!
A normal person is pissing a Sheetal off.
Sheetal: I WANT A TRUCK!
*5 minutes pass*
Person: Uh.. for what?
Sheetal: I JUST WANT A TRUCK!
Person: Um.. ok.
Andy: The funny looking one?
Rashad: Nah not Lisa, the cute little one over there.
Andy: Little? GOD DAMN, SHEETAL!
A normal person is pissing a Sheetal off.
Sheetal: I WANT A TRUCK!
*5 minutes pass*
Person: Uh.. for what?
Sheetal: I JUST WANT A TRUCK!
Person: Um.. ok.
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Get the Sheeshing mug.monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained
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