eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.
Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?
by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023
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tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.
We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!
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Hydro Seed

Damn! You should have seen how I Hydro seeded that bitch last night.
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
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Ancient Seed

While getting head from your favorite, huntress, theater chick or firesnatch whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week’s worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce an auto-attack effect as she stumbles around the room like a belligerent fool.
Theater chick ran into a wall and broke her nose after Bobby gave her his ancient seed.
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Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.
She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.
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Papi seed

Term used by sluts to refer to the sperm of which ever Paisa they happen to be banging In exchange for dope...
That chick CHRISta straight up took a double helping of that papi seed when Julio showed up with his cousin Jorge and all they gave her was an eight ball. What a skank!
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