The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
Get the King Salmonmug. When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"
by cutPanini March 29, 2023
Get the sardine in salmonmug. Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.
by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020
Get the Salmon bitemug. The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.
by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022
Get the Breaded Salmonmug. by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023
Get the smoked salmon and monkey poomug. by kpop_for_ever August 10, 2019
Get the savage salmonmug. by Jack+Macgyver1234_fan February 17, 2022
Get the SALMONmug.