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King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
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sardine in salmon

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"
I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.
by cutPanini March 29, 2023
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Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.
Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.
by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020
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Breaded Salmon

The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.
"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."
by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022
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savage salmon

Savage Salmon is when you accidentally pronounce Savage7 wrong, and it becomes Savage Salmon :)
by kpop_for_ever August 10, 2019
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SALMON

the salmon died = fun

p.s this is made in middle school so poop
by Jack+Macgyver1234_fan February 17, 2022
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