21st september

National area 51 raid day!

Only the best people were born on this day :)

Yo fam did ya know this gyal was born on '21st september' ?

Oh shit dats mad still man

by Number one shagger November 5, 2019

September 14

September 14 is officially named “Give Mammon Money Day”!

Everyone should give Mammon at least 100,000 grimm. If ya don’t give him money, your gacha luck will be cursed for an entire year.

Let’s send Mammon money and celebrate this wonderful day!

Human 1: “Hey, it’s September 14!”

Human 2: “Really?! Get your wallet, let’s give Mammon one million grimm!”

by Mammon69 September 13, 2020

September 6

National hug your crush day. No matter what huh your crush

You:can we hug
Crush:no
You:but it’s September 6, you have to

by IloveTH August 22, 2022

September 16

Kiss a guy who’s name starts with J

It’s September 16, I’m gonna kiss Joshua

by Joeey223 September 3, 2022

Shorts September

This is where you must wear shorts in September. No Pants!! This is especially hard in places like Michigan where the weather usually sucks.

It's so frigid, I wish I could wear pants, but it's shorts september.

Random Girl: Why are you wearing shorts?
Mal: Because it's shorts september!!

by MalLovesShortsSeptembers!! September 28, 2009

29 September

29 September is the day your shortest or tallest friend has to buy you a bag of candy of your choice

29 September shortest or tallest buy you candy

by Cool_sabi_on_tiktok November 24, 2019

September 12th

an ugly as cheating bitch hoe named marshall was born

me: when’s your birthday?
some dude: september 12th
me: is your name marshall?
some dude: yeah...
me: FUCKING HOE

by yung thicc hoe November 14, 2019