by Number one shagger November 05, 2019
If you were bornSeptember 20th you tend to be cute, funny, and smart. Someone born on September 20th have a love for sports. If you meet someone born on September 20th DO NOT leave them you will regret it. Humans born on the 20th of September also tend to have no friends but to still be crushing on someone.
by CrapShoot69 November 05, 2019
September 14 is officially named “Give Mammon Money Day”!
Everyone should give Mammon at least 100,000 grimm. If ya don’t give him money, your gacha luck will be cursed for an entire year.
Let’s send Mammon money and celebrate this wonderful day!
Everyone should give Mammon at least 100,000 grimm. If ya don’t give him money, your gacha luck will be cursed for an entire year.
Let’s send Mammon money and celebrate this wonderful day!
Human 1: “Hey, it’s September 14!”
Human 2: “Really?! Get your wallet, let’s give Mammon one million grimm!”
Human 2: “Really?! Get your wallet, let’s give Mammon one million grimm!”
by Mammon69 September 14, 2020
by Joeey223 September 04, 2022
This is where you must wear shorts in September. No Pants!! This is especially hard in places like Michigan where the weather usually sucks.
It's so frigid, I wish I could wear pants, but it's shorts september.
Random Girl: Why are you wearing shorts?
Mal: Because it's shorts september!!
Random Girl: Why are you wearing shorts?
Mal: Because it's shorts september!!
by MalLovesShortsSeptembers!! September 28, 2009
29 September is the day your shortest or tallest friend has to buy you a bag of candy of your choice
by Cool_sabi_on_tiktok November 24, 2019
me: when’s your birthday?
some dude: september 12th
me: is your name marshall?
some dude: yeah...
me: FUCKING HOE
some dude: september 12th
me: is your name marshall?
some dude: yeah...
me: FUCKING HOE
by yung thicc hoe November 15, 2019