Mike: So what did you do over the weekend?
John: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was pumping slop all weekend!
John: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was pumping slop all weekend!
by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019
Get the Pumping Slopmug. by Funions2 May 22, 2016
Get the pumping poopmug. by epicgamer23 February 18, 2020
Get the Lil pumpmug. When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022
Get the Breast Pumpmug. A sex act in which a man attaches a strap-on to his backside, facing rearward. Two women then situate themselves in front of and behind the man, one receiving his penis, the other being thrust into by the strap-on during his back stroke. This technique maximizes the man's time and energy while pleasing two ladies simultaneously.
Your mom and sister only had a few minutes while your dad was out, so a pump trolley was our only option.
by Seacow January 10, 2014
Get the pump trolleymug. 1. to operate or move by an up-and-down or back-and-forth action with one leg raised; much like a flamingo (an aquatic bird having very long legs and neck and pinkish to scarlet plumage)
2. a seductive dance move involving thrusting of the pelvic area while balancing on one leg
2. a seductive dance move involving thrusting of the pelvic area while balancing on one leg
by SealCaller2010 June 3, 2010
Get the Flamingo Pumpmug. by justicedrizz December 19, 2018
Get the pumping gasmug.