des will press

It means that a girl will start acting fake and will try to get to be with the popular kids. wannabe It means she will abandon her friends and lie, so when the sentence "Des will press is heard," whoever is the "des" is the one not to be trusted. aKa the person who says it.

I don't really like you, so des will press.

by SaraQthePanda June 5, 2018

I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025

Milking press

When a woman does paizuri aka a tit fuck, on a man while holding his hands.

"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."

by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023

Pressed creme brûlée’s

The act of pressing your bare butt up against any glass window while defecating against the window to create a disgusting show for the observer on the other side

I totally gave those people at the restaurant a pressed creme brûlée’s!

by Sickfun75 May 29, 2019

Nassau Press

The Nassau Press is a side bet, in addition to the original bet, offered during a Nassau match by the side that is losing in an effort to even their money for either the front nine, back nine or overall. If the player who "presses" (offers the press) then beats his opponent over the remaining holes on a given nine or the overall, he wins the press bet. In effect it is a double-or-nothing proposition. When a side/overall is two or more points down in the match, they may request a press. The opposition has the option to accept or reject the press, although it is usually accepted. See Hog Press for a variation to these rules.

The press bet runs for only the remaining holes to be played on either the front nine, back nine holes or overall. In addition, a press on overall (the entire 18 holes) by the losing opponent will continue throughout the match as a new bet even up at the time of the press. For true junkies, Press bets can themselves be pressed if the player falls two points behind on the press bet. The amount of the press bet is the same as the original match bet. For example, in a $2 Nassau, presses are for $2. This is basically a double-or-nothing proposition for the player in the lead.

Losing Team – Ok, we’re 2 down so we’re calling a Nassau Press…good luck gentleman, may the best team win!
Leading Team – Ha! They don’t call us Ice and Black Jack for nothing! Kiss that money goodbye suckers!! Heck we went 73 and 74 in Four Ball Finals 5 years ago…best rounds of the year…on the same day!!

by Just another clown June 20, 2020

bulgarian bench press

the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth

Alexi preformed the bulgarian bench press on beacon

by Murdoc Cain May 5, 2022