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Sports playoffs

If sports are really just games, and the planet revolves around the sun, and not sports, then what is really at stake in the playoffs? If you take enough things in life seriously already, you know that because none of the players are dying in the games, there is nothing to have a sense of urgency or desperation in life. You can't take trophies or rings with you when you pass, so none of it really matters.
Sports and sports playoffs are the last thing in life to have a sense of urgency in life about, or even take seriously, and yet a lot of people still treat sports events like the most important thing in life and the world. Somebody that thinks a team needs more of a sense of urgency to win a stupid fucking ball game because it's the playoffs is not a serious person, just an uber competitive hype minded person. In reality sports playoffs are not a big deal.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
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NBA Playoffs

An event that once ended before the summer, which was great, since not everybody wants to watch the most intense part of the season all summer, they're ready for it to get over with so they can enjoy their summer, the season free of sports competitions, bad calls by referees, fights between players, and all the bullshit hype from the media and journalists (no wonder people take vacation in the summer). Not everybody is that desperate to see their team win, it was once good enough if they won in June, and the season was long enough without extending to July, which is silliness. Not anymore though, now people are expected to keep watching until summer is almost over.
Now that the NBA playoffs extend into at least July, players are being told not to think about the beach or vacation, and they're expected to take these kind of silly expectations seriously. It was bad enough last year when the NBA Finals took place at the same time as the World series, and hardly anybody knew or paid attention because it wasn't their top priority, of course.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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NBA playoffs

There's always going to be the kind of person that keeps trying to change the entire league around so that the team they want to win doesn't lose, so instead of just seeing playoffs extending almost to the end of summer, you might see games extending to 3 or 4 in the morning one day, and players expected to stay focused and positive, which is a silly expectation.
What they've done with the NBA playoffs now is a good way to fuck with people heads, and that's about all it's good for.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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pre-playboy

He is not a playboy nor a fuckboy. But he accidently gives the potential of something happening without crossing the line of leading someone on.

fem.: pre-playgirl
girl1: He is not a fuckboy
girl2: Is he a playboy?
girl1: No, he is a pre-playboy
by hh_lina July 8, 2021
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kenyan playboy

Jacob (yacob) maybe a chef maybe a good Christian boy. Maybe too short.
He’s a playboy, but not an American one. He’s a Kenyan playboy
by Hellur December 28, 2021
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pink playhouse

A house...or a house that's pink. One that has a nice wholesome family living in it. Or a plastic kid's BULLSHIT toy life-sized lawn crap mess that ends up in your yard every time the wind blows. Or a vagina... I don't know. It's pink and looks like you could go in there... maybe have some fun. Sometimes you have to deal with the consequences of getting involved.
I was drunk and looking for a place to settle in. I woke up the next day in a Pink Playhouse with a kid staring at me from across the way. I KINDA felt bad. Pretty sure this kid had vested interest in what I woke up in.
by RDR425 September 2, 2022
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Brazilian Playboy

A Brazilian Gangster that wear a Nike or Lacoste hat, Lacoste polo, Board shorts which is over the knee, and Havaianas thongs or flip flop.
by SdaBrazilianboy March 12, 2023
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