When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.
by Booty ripper August 23, 2016
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Get the pineapple eggs mug.A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.
You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.
I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.
The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.
The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018
Get the Box of Pineapples mug.A way to end relationships. When you are too awkward or simply cannot be bothered to find the words to break off any kind of relationship. Simply message the person you wish to end contact with the word "Pineapple" and boom! Relationship cancelled. Please Note: you must inform the person prior to your use of the Pineapple Effect otherwise it will be rather useless in this regard.
"Oh, I pineappled that guy. He was so annoying. He kept sending me dick pics!"
"Yeah, love using the Pineapple Effect!"
"Yeah, love using the Pineapple Effect!"
by Author5002012 June 14, 2018
Get the Pineapple Effect mug.Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00
"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."
by Scarwielder September 11, 2018
Get the Renting the pineapple mug.An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.
Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.
Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.
Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.
Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.
Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.
by Eolerich May 19, 2018
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"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
by whosischrist May 21, 2018
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