palinate

palinate: (v) (pah-lin-ayt) to reduce an entire paragraph to a single rambling, confusing sentence, simply by replacing all transitional phrases with random somewhat related thoughts, and by replacing all punctuation with folksy phrases such as "ya' know". 'Palinate' is similar to 'concatenate', but with loss of meaning or clarity.

Yeah, after that fifth of whiskey I guess I went back and palinated my thesis. It will take days to fix.

by monkeybreath May 25, 2010

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Palins

Streaks and marks made by a massive turd while flushing the toilet.

Man, I took a massive dump and left Palins everywhere

by SmokesLetsGo88 June 12, 2017

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Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.

the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.

by geoduk March 14, 2014

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Palin Shield

An imaginary device people use to ignore the obvious blunders of political officials.

did you hear what palin did today?

nope. i've got my palin shield up i've given up on following goverment affairs.

by allley January 13, 2011

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Palinized

To ignore completely and totally a person who has absolutely nothing of value to contribute to society, the country, the world, and life as we know it.

I am so over the lies and propaganda of Kellyanne Conway I have palinized her from my life.

by mcbutterfly February 2, 2017

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