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pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra
He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick
by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016
mugGet the pen jobmug.

pen bitch

The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?

Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.

Chick: What’s a pen bitch?

Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
by B. Tibbs January 23, 2025
mugGet the pen bitchmug.

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
mugGet the pen merchantmug.

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.
I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.
by Ingproductions April 7, 2010
mugGet the Back stabbing penmug.

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.
she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.
by miss ma’am July 25, 2021
mugGet the licking the penmug.

War pen

A tool Nick's dad used to fight the Koreans
I hit him with a war pen
by ahh yee June 12, 2016
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