weekend gaybo

A heterosexual on week days and a homosexual on weekends.

Skylar is goes dancing at gay bars on the weekends, because he's a weekend gaybo.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.

person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.

by violanos January 11, 2011

kentucky weekender

Blasting some kind of inhalant/propellant urethrally into ones bladder, then orgasmically air pissing it into one huffers lungs to create an erotic walking on sunshine experience.

get some duster with the redstraw so its easier to do a kentucky weekender with that huffslut.
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!

by TakoTulpa November 20, 2023

Walleye Weekend

This is a great festival with awesome safety procedures. Would make a great insurance risk!!

Wow! I am glad we insured Walleye Weekend. We made a good profit.

by Insurance Guru.com.biz.org December 20, 2016

weekend afterglow

Minor changes to physical appearance when you come into work on Monday. You may have gotten a haircut, a tan, or look a bit hungover.

Brian: I'm going to turn the other lights on.
Jay: No keep them off, I don't want everyone to see my weekend afterglow.

by poops-mc-gee June 20, 2016

Weekend Wacked

To be so exhausted by the weekend, that you are too tired to have fun and party

Man it was such a tough work week...I’m totally ‘Weekend Wacked’ !

by JRTheSuperstar January 26, 2018

Lost Weekend

A weekend spent drinking, smoking, and doing other unspeakable things. Only to be kept between the people who were there. It looses meaning when everyone else knows about the weekend. Hence the "lost part"

"Hey Dan remember when we had that Lost weekend?"
"Hell yeah man! Shit was crazy"
"Glad we're the only people who know about it"

by Lost Weekend April 2, 2015