Noah

The cutest person ever who everyone loves and he loves the cutest ones to

Person 1 who’s that

Person 2 Is it a Noah

by Noah Bowels October 8, 2018

Noah

That fat ass kid in your class that is a huge snitch and a real asshole. He is super jealous and is definitely going to pick on you if your better than him in anyway which most people are. He is EXTREMELY immature and makes perverted jokes all the time that are disgusting. He is super horny and watches porn as much as possible. He will never get a girl cuz he is super disgusting and FUGLY. Noah also has the SMALLEST dick on earth not even bacteria can live on his dick it's so small. He is a REAL assclown. Noah will do ANYTHING and I MEAN ANYTHING for anything edible. Noah is a real pussy and can't fight for shit he also cries a lot to stupid shit. Simply he is a true ANIMALISTIC ALIEN SHIT HEAD. P.S If Noah ever reads this he will cry until earth's sea level has risen a KILOMETRE.

AHH everyone run Noah is cumming.
AHH everyone run Noah is not eating he WANTS FOOD!!!!!

by Y'ALL FATASS KNOW IM RIGHT May 17, 2018

Noah

Such a hot guy bang him right away!

look it noah
wow hes hot

by James1234567891234567891234567 June 13, 2018

Noah

Noah smells like doodoo and he eats boogers. Not only that but he gets no girls. Also he will lose every battle against the greatest person ever named Spencer

Naoh: Oh god it’s Spencer
Spencer: Your about to get destroyed Noah

by Ohgoditsspencer October 27, 2019

Noah

Noah is a nice and lovable guy, he will love you with all his heart and never give up on you🥺💕 He is very attractive and he denies that he is, he is so fun to be with. If you ever date a Noah I would keep him forever, you’ll see how amazing he truly is❤️ Never leave a noah.. he is worth you’re time and he will always be there for you no matter what happens... so if you know a guy named Noah then don’t ever get rid of him.

boyfriend: baby? Can I barrow some money?

Girlfriend: I’m sorry but we’re over!

Boyfriend: what are you gonna do, find a Noah?

Girlfriend: damn right you loser!😒

by TheFurious2 November 4, 2019

Noah

A person who smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack

Your such a noah

by Realperson1234 March 5, 2019

Noah

Noah is a term used in order to describe the way you would like for your boyfriend to be.

I would love for my boyfriend to be more noah.

by realmafaggadude February 21, 2020