when you post something on facebook and a total loser comments on it, preventing others from commenting also.
peson: "dammit! that hyna jeffrey commented on my post! i might as well delete it because he just comment blocked me! motherfucker!!"
by waterpolo15 July 17, 2011

When someone belittles someone else for talking. Not when someone is occupied, not when the other person is being loud or obnoxious, but just shaming them for plain old talking.
Usually it’s used by losers who can’t function in society with others around.
Usually it’s used by losers who can’t function in society with others around.
Person #1: *talks continuously*
Person #2: Shut up, you talk too much.
Person #1: Quit making mouth comments, dickhead! If you don’t like my story, just leave!
Person #2: Shut up, you talk too much.
Person #1: Quit making mouth comments, dickhead! If you don’t like my story, just leave!
by Cmt145 July 12, 2024

A carney comment is a statement or remark that is utterly unintelligent that isn’t relevant nor helps any person it is spoken to.
“Do you think it’s a good idea to wide body a durango?” This Carney Comment is very idiotic as no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea to wide body any car, leaving this question rhetorical.
by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022

a piece of text placed within a program to help other users to understand it, which the computer ignores when running the program.
The programmer added a comment // This line sorts the data alphabetically to explain the code's function, which the computer ignores when running the program.
by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

Ahh, the comments of instagram reels. Basiclly, everything thats on instagram reels is a victim of the people who make those comments. Every comment usually is either racist, abelist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, or something along the lines of that.
by hellooouuu February 9, 2024

Hym "YOU KNOW and I KNOW... That I would not read a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT if you could comment on this. NOT A SINGLE ONE, EVER! I would leave them on just to make you feel better. Just being you idiots all need to FEEL IMPORTANT but I would never actually taint my own psyche by filling my head with inferior thoughts by reading your comments. You want to comment on some shit go to YouTube. Where are you right now, bitch? Is this YouTube? No! You're not ON YouTube right now. And do you know WHY you're not on YouTube right now? BECAUSE I'M NOT ON YOUTUBE MOTHERFUCKER!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
