mushroom stain

The wet mark or marks left behind after you club your partner or partners with your dork just after pulling it out of them.

I busted my nut in the Ho and then left mushroom stains all over her face and forehead.

by wild willie November 8, 2007

green mushroom

In an exchange of burns and insults, dealing a comeback better than the previous diss.

That was an awesome 1-up about his mom. You totally green mushroom'd him!

by placatedmayhem July 2, 2007

Mushroom tip

The end of a penis (Also known as: Bell end and THE TIP and many m,ore)

My mushroom tip is all cummy i need to wipe it up.

by YankleSpankleKing May 18, 2015

mushroom bruise

See mushroom tattoo

"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"

by Stinko Man February 4, 2003

mushroom head

Referring to one who likes to whack it (spank the monkey, beat the meat, choke the chicken,...Jack off) by only using the ends of his fingers and rubbing on the the actual head from a vertical position...

Only one name comes to mind when i say mushroom head... Josh


... you sick bastard

by BetterthanEzra January 15, 2004

mushroom ear

when someone takes the tip of there penis and sticks it in someones ear.

dood i saw brian giving a mushroom ear to chris and he enjoyed it.

by zac, mark September 16, 2006

mushroom tat

The sign of a slut. Every bitch that has a red mushroom shaped mark on the forehead or cheek is from an erect penis slapping it to signify to the other males the sluttiness of sed bitch. It is the duty of a man who has come in contact with a slut to give her the mushroom tat.

Brooke Wilson's Face. "I wouldn't touch that bitch cuz she got the mushroom tat."

by Piglet Michelsen February 1, 2008