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Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!
"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.
by Bretorious April 30, 2011
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midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job
boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure
by Matt10796 July 3, 2011
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Midnight Sahara

After havung sex without lubrication and in the act of foreplay you grab icy hot instead of lubrication. The aforementioned naughty parts of your partner are engulfed and your relationship is tarred.
Guy 1: oh dude I completely messed up last night...

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: I midnight sahara'd my girlfriend last night...

Guy 2: hahahahaha!
by Dacatameow March 21, 2012
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midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.
sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin
by NMFTB January 22, 2014
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Midnight Panther

A prestigious name for the night crawling young female who looks absolutely fabulous in whatever she wears. She is often referred to by her fellow night crawlers as simply panther.
There goes Midnight Panther!!! Damn shes hot!
by Bandgeekl March 3, 2014
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Midnight diaper

The feeling of taking a warm, dark step into dogshit in the middle of the night
I had the worst sleep last night, Fin woke me up by barking in my face at 4:50am, I took a stroll to the bathroom and stepped in a midnight diaper
by Heavy hometown May 3, 2014
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Midnight Cake

When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.
"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"
by ThePezident May 12, 2014
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