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Mexican Slap Off

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When someone at the urinal next to you shakes off so hard that you hear their penis making meat flapping sounds. Typically occurs amongst the Hispanic population whom seem to have less conservative urinal ethics.
Dude are you jerking off next to me or what? No, just giving it a good ole Mexican slap off.
by DirteDeeds July 7, 2015
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Mexican lawnmower

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A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.
Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?
by Youareverygayandretarted July 28, 2020
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mexican speedwrench

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A hammer. Usually the bigger, the better.
A tool (claw hammer, ball peen) that can disassemble something a lot faster than a conventional wrench.
Man, I can't get this thing loose. Pass me the mexican speedwrench.
by abacus November 18, 2004
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The Mexican Panda

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A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.
The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda
by Adam Paul December 18, 2004
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Honking your car outside your hootchie's house to come out.
The annoying assed Mexicans next door always use their fucking mexican doorbell, pisses the shit out me, get out of your fucking car and knock on the door.
by kevinNoHo July 16, 2006
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The belief that having unprotected anal sex with another man does not qualify them as homosexual as long as they are the giver. Typically hispanic.
Julio's wife is in Mexico, so he fucks dudes to get by when he cant find a woman, thus making him Mexican Gay.
by Studftw April 17, 2008
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Mexican Clown Car

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Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.
by bigscottlarock May 25, 2011
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