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Marijuana

Ever notice how most of these entries are written by people who don't even know how to SPELL the drug they're using?
Anyways, marijuana is an extremely stupid drug to be using; it kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, makes your eyes bloodshot, and makes you look like a complete idiot while you're walking in slow-mo "appreciating the beauty" of the gum stuck in the cracks in the sidewalks.
If you really want to be in such a state of amazement and philosophy, why not sit down and THINK; use those brain cells instead of killing them off. No brain cells = no judgment. Who cares if you can think of everything while you're high if you don't have enough brain cells to be able to think anything INTELLIGENT?
Sure, sure; alcohol is bad, so is smoking, blah blah. No duh, people have been fighting against those for years as well as your "herb."
Overall, I'd rather be sitting on my porch with a dignified cigarette than "chilin in ma ma's baismint smellin' liek a stabel n takin a trip threw da univurse."
Marijuana smoker: umg im liek so hi i cnt evin tiep lollll. zomg wtf wuz dat? olol it wuz jus mi homie xDDdddd umg so war shud wee hung ot ltr/ u shud tri sum o dis its insain n ino ur mi lttl sista bt u ned 2 expeerins dis stf urly yno///?
by -.-' March 22, 2009
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MarijuanaMatt

a cool ass kid who smoke a bit too much pot because he is fucking cool and smokes out of fucking soda cans like a fucking crack head with his bestie named jessi!
Jessica: Hey MarijuanaMatt, Lets go smoke some budz.

Matt: Okay, lets do it!!!!
by marijuanamatt December 20, 2009
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mariguana

deew nacixem
weed mexican
mariguanay
by hoobly December 23, 2010
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Marijuana Gin

A legendary drink mentioned in 80s British cult TV series Red Dwarf. It is made by mixing the drug Marijuana and Gin, and causes a drunken high followed by the worst hangover anyone can experience. It both tastes and smells like a rat's ass
Red Dwarf Context
Rimmer: "Have you been at the Marijuana Gin again, Lister?"

Other Context
Person 1: Oh my god my head! What did I drink last night?
Person 2: Marijuana Gin, can't you smell it on you?
by miakeylimepie August 13, 2010
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Mariquita

I don't like john he's such a mariquita

You mean he is so petty
No ,idiot he's a mariquita , a little bitch
by Antibitch November 15, 2019
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Mariupoled

Describing something that has been completely destroyed.
Dude, that chick was so drunk I completely Mariupoled her
by Will Dixon May 7, 2022
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muy bien marijuana

Spanish; lit. very good marijuana.
for when the weed is goood
or Mexican, or from a Mexican dealer.
You got me that ganja, boy? Gimme some of that muy bien marijuana, man!
by Myiuki tweakin June 15, 2007
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