by mfg8 June 21, 2016

Super gay and suck d*** he never gets girl and he fat but i got one food thing to say about him he stank more than any other person on earth and he super dirty
by Dj Johnson March 15, 2017

Male name. Meaning: Strong Male Name of African American Decent.
Major is the best type of human. His smile would give you butterflies. He's a hard worker and loves his family and girlfriend. He is impulsive at times, but when he takes time to think things through he can make magic happen. You could get lost in this Mans eyes and lips. He enjoys spending time in the group chat with the homies, which can lead to mischief at times. Often Major is happy go lucky, but can get sad every now and then too. Major would do anything for you, but you should never take advantage of him. He requires love and affection. Major tends to lock up his feelings, but when you open him up a bit they can show you a ridiculous love like no other. He is the kind of man you'd want to fall in love with.
Major is the best type of human. His smile would give you butterflies. He's a hard worker and loves his family and girlfriend. He is impulsive at times, but when he takes time to think things through he can make magic happen. You could get lost in this Mans eyes and lips. He enjoys spending time in the group chat with the homies, which can lead to mischief at times. Often Major is happy go lucky, but can get sad every now and then too. Major would do anything for you, but you should never take advantage of him. He requires love and affection. Major tends to lock up his feelings, but when you open him up a bit they can show you a ridiculous love like no other. He is the kind of man you'd want to fall in love with.
I Love Major
by Tulloma November 22, 2021

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?
Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?
Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
by AragornElessar February 8, 2024

by JaxonWaxonTaxon July 26, 2016

It is a great song by ELTON JOHN off of ROCK OF THE WESTIES.
It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.
It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.
Don't break any MAJOR BONES BILLY.
Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.
Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.
by ELON MONITORS April 5, 2021

by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019
