DO MI TI

a slang expressing a sense of frustration about why a particular opportunity or success hasn't come to the person saying it.

referencing to mitski's known song "washing machine heart" as it preceeds and therefore alludes to the phrase "why not me"

"can't come, have to take care of my baby brother"

"DO MI TIIII"

"GOT THE TICKET FOR THE CONCERT!! mia and i are gonna have sm funn!"

"do mi tiiii"

by bruhhmir December 16, 2023

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Mis-wank

Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.

i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.

by T-monks September 3, 2016

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yung-mi

Generous kind, understanding but will check your ass. More intellectual than you so don’t even try it.

You wish you could be yung-mi but don’t be foolish with those high expectations.

by Supercw August 2, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Estaba relajando COn Mi Vida, Muerte, Limbo<.7.9.7.6.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

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Mi Lo Fu

aka 布袋 Budai / 笑佛 Laughing Buddha / 胖佛 Fat Buddha / 快乐佛 Happy Buddha / Mi-Lo Fwo

Mi-Lo Fwo, (laughing buddha) is the most common and most popular depiction of Buddha in China for centuries. His nickname was “Cloth Sack” — Budai in Chinese. Buddhists’ main goal in life is to ‘be happy’, and it’s for this reason that depictions of Buddha show him as being fat and laughing.

I am fat. I have a large belly, and an (almost) bald head, I must be the reincarnation of Mi Lo Fu

by Toby Simkin April 12, 2023

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