Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

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Masked Bitch Face

Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.

Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...

by King Happo May 2, 2020

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messed off

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.

That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.

by Huck2 July 23, 2020

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Maskedness

Referring to the habitual status of your mask wearing hygiene.

Friend 1: Hope you’ve been wearing your mask
Friend 2: how nice, are you concerned about my maskedness?

by JewJuBee September 19, 2020

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Missed the easy dunk

Failing to complete an easy task.

When Joe Biden didn't mention Herman Caine when Trump was talking about his rallies, Biden missed the easy dunk.

by S to the Tizzle September 30, 2020

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The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.

Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!

by Jersey King September 30, 2020

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