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Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)
That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag
by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008
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Lackity

how to get lackity:

1. Go to some ski slope.
2. Enjoy your short time snowboarding.
3. Shout, "OK! LAST RUN!!!"
4. The snowboarding gods hear your request for a broken wrist.
5. Catch an edge, fall and crunch it.
6. Wait for the ice breakers to haul your sorry ass off the mountian.

Congratulations! You just got lackity!
Shit, man... That guy just called last run. Call ski patrol, he's going to get mad lackity.
by City Forever. January 29, 2005
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Licking the bottle

When you are interested in a girl and effectively tell your friends as to make her off limits to their sexual conquests, much like if you licked a bottle so that nobody would drink from it while you were out of the room.
Dude, I am Licking the bottle on this girl. Back off.
by Seanlas Barbowany November 19, 2010
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Window Licking Fucktard

Window licking fucktard as Tim Mcamis would say.
Elizabeth: hey look at weird looking dude coming through the door.

Maverick: that is a window licking fucktard
by look-at-my-titties August 23, 2019
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Queer Licking

Queer Licking is condition where someone has an overwhelming urge to lick homosexuals; it is not being gay. A Queer Licker is someone who has this condition. Of course there is Queer Liquor but that’s a different story.
Donny is a Queer Licker or Hey Faggot Let's Lick some Queers
by Dudeboy October 6, 2003
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Lickitung

Pokédex No. 108

Lickitung is a fat, pink reptile who lives in meadows and grassy plains. Its enormous tongue is twice the size of its body length and is also connected to its tail, which twitches when the tongue is pulled.
The tongue is also coated with a saliva and sticks to anything. When the saliva is touched, it causes a tingling sensation and causes rashes when not cleaned off.
The tongue is used for cleaning, capturing prey, and exploring its environment, though it is questionable if its saliva is clean in the first place. Lickitung remembers things by their texture and taste, although it apparently dislikes sour things. The tongue is both dexterous and powerful enough to lift people, as seen in the anime.
Lickitung can be found in grassy plains and meadows.
by co5oo June 2, 2018
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screen-licking

to look on your opponents screen when playing an intense game of halo.
In the middle of a sniper shootout, "quit screen licking you jerk!", "Howd you know i was screen-licking, that means u were screen licking!"
by dizug October 15, 2007
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