Lamp

When you have a great idea

“Lamp! We should get a cat!”

by Stumberr April 1, 2023

lamp

Lamp means to hit someone hard with your first, essentially another word for punch

Best friend: she’s been making up lies about you,
Me: I’m gonna lamp her

by mushybaba June 4, 2024

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024

Lamp

When you're having a good dream, seeing a lamp indicates the dream coming to a close, this usually happens during dreams that involve you being happy, ex: becoming rich

Guy 1: I'm sad my grandfather died, but I did inherit all his money.. so now I'm rich! and set for life!
The lamp: ...
Guy 1: FUCK

by girono Giovanna the gangstar July 8, 2024

amber lamps

A grammatically incorrect spelling of ambulance.

Well, there's the amber lamps.

by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024

Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.

I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.

by Semix February 21, 2023

Lava Lamp

Menstrual blood and discharge forming a heterogeneous mixture in a toilet bowl, resembling a lava lamp

Girl oh my god I had a ketchup packet and mayo packet at the same time last night and it created a lava lamp

by Johnnydoe April 7, 2025