When you're sitting next to a friend on the computer and want to mess with them so your fingers do a little dance on the keyboard to annoy them
by spa1645 February 10, 2015

Keyboard ravers are people who all tune into the same music and then discuss on facebook how the banging trance is, they jump on their beds and bang their heads.
They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.
They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!
They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.
They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!
by raver1 May 29, 2012

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

A person with boomer tendencies when interacting with others on the internet. A Keyboard boomer will often take the bait of trolls as a serious disagreement, leading them to spend time and resources defending their position to educate the troll on the other side of the conversation.
by willose June 9, 2021

1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life
2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
by im scared of ohio August 30, 2022

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.
These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.
Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?
Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?
Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
by sleepymf November 3, 2023

Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.
by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024
