Dylan Joel is the sexiest and most handsome man alive.
He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes they make you want to give him the world, the moon, and the stars.
He is kind, caring, and sweet but also brave, strong, and smart.
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He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes they make you want to give him the world, the moon, and the stars.
He is kind, caring, and sweet but also brave, strong, and smart.
He belongs to Ivana and is the best boyfriend in the world to her.
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Joel is a common name of someone who has an abnormally small weiner. They have a genetic predisposition for being terrible lovers, communicators, and horrible at remembering names. They often claim expertise in many fields, however express no knowledge whatsoever. A typical Joel owns a truck without 4WD, dates white girls, and enjoys a finger or 3 in their own poop chute.
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Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice
Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice
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