Jason
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Someone who likes to use underaged people for sexual gratification, uses YouTubers and fans to get NASCAR memorablilia, use boiler credit cards and pay day loans to buy an expensive sim rig, spends 18 hours a day streamign iRacing, beats his girlfriend, neglects his son, thinks he has autism, is delusional, and thinks they raced in NASCAR, and would get a NASCAR ride from iRacing.
"Damn, that person is a Jason and they need to stop thinking they raced in NASCAR and need to get mental help."
Jason by BroSmellMyFart September 28, 2020
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Jason
Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
Jason by chadsmith11 October 13, 2020
Jason
Jason by IPlayStarbound October 16, 2020