When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)
by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018
by Angelacia May 01, 2007
by JohnnyR.Casher September 24, 2006
person a : did you know that jessica._.clawthorne uses all pronouns?
person b: yes i knew i am glad you know as well
person b: yes i knew i am glad you know as well
by coolasavintagecassette July 09, 2021
Someone who goes through drive thrus they didnt order from & ask for plastic spoons &/or condiments to go with their prior non existent purchase.
Fuck dude we forgot plastic spoons & we are so far away.
Gangsta Jessica that shit at the next drive thru you see dawg.
You sho right.
Gangsta Jessica that shit at the next drive thru you see dawg.
You sho right.
by MistaD3 February 03, 2018
If you found the first one this is a part 2
Jessica this is the most gold digger trash girl ever if you see her than say nothing and show two middle fingers if she attacks than stand in a Teachers sight as she can’t attack don’t be surprised if she has a gun in astrailia. If so than run and take a picture for evidence she was kicked out of a school ofs with a habit of reports of drug with no evidence yet and a use of phone and gangsters up with her simp to bully people she has friends but all of them hate her as she bullied her friends friend
Jessica this is the most gold digger trash girl ever if you see her than say nothing and show two middle fingers if she attacks than stand in a Teachers sight as she can’t attack don’t be surprised if she has a gun in astrailia. If so than run and take a picture for evidence she was kicked out of a school ofs with a habit of reports of drug with no evidence yet and a use of phone and gangsters up with her simp to bully people she has friends but all of them hate her as she bullied her friends friend
by the man with the sex December 27, 2021
Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
by personyperson August 24, 2020