Tak theory

The Tak theory is quite simple. The human is unaware that he is adored by everyone. When he leaves a room everyone speaks of how amazing he is, although he has no idea of his popularity and fan following.

Similar to Handa-kun.

"OMG! I LOVE HIM "
Well that's the Tak theory for ya

by Famjam April 1, 2017

oreo theory

A threesome between 2 black females and one white male. The females make the cookie being on the outside and the male makes the stuffing.

Man I just performed the Oreo Theory last night!

by Huff_98 April 6, 2017

log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.

Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.

by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017

the pepper theory

a way to messure women

some are green some are hot some are not

she's a gost pepper in the pepper theory

by dasfghjkjuyt February 28, 2018

Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.

Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.

by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016

bately theory

a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself

“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory”

by unkownratakaurmum March 8, 2023

The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.

The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)

by gregory for president January 17, 2023