poop curtain

the long hair or fur on the back of the canine thigh that creates a curtain-like effect while the mammal arches its back and drops a deuce. said fur hides the excrement that protrudes from the canine's bung

Watch out Stephen, the wind is blowing. You don't want to get poo on your poop curtain.

Daisy is so ladylike that she's always sure to use her poop curtains when dropping the deuce.

by stephen's dad December 22, 2006

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Houdini poop

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

by Faceplant307 October 25, 2015

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Poop streaker

When a person takes a dump in the work bathroom and leaves poop streaks on the toilet and a co worker rats them out to the boss.

Karen went to the bathroom and left streaks of poop on the toilet. Her co worker complained to the boss and she is now known as the poop streaker!

by Mtyzeidy July 28, 2015

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poop scar

Poop Scar is similar to a skid mark in that it is a fecal stain which appears in one's underwear due to poor wiping or an explosive fart. The difference is that a Poop Scar will remain after washing the under garment.

That Poop Scar will never go away due to the explosive nature of my shart.

by PoopScarFan December 15, 2015

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