Barnning

To barn someone over a social platform
"Hey bro I just got barnned by some girl last night on discord"
"I was barnning a girl last night on discord too"
by Dumbass Booyah Inkling January 08, 2024
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Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024
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Alexis Barnes

Alexis Barnes is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She doesn’t like to have drama but she likes to here other people’s tea. Alexis is a good and honest person, sometimes with anxiety but good friends can help her through it. Alexis will probably think she is fat but in reality she is just thicc. If you find a Alexis Barnes don’t loose her, she is one of the best friends you will ever have.
Alexis Barnes is so nice!
by #JustARandomBoredPerson December 12, 2019
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He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).
Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.
by RakingUpTheLeaves January 04, 2019
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Barn Door

A way to describe the shape of a forehead from the shape of their hairline. Usually, women of European descent have a hairline that outlines a barn door.
"David was amazed by that barn door."
by April 12, 2024
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Barn doors

Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.
Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"
by Simmypoo December 27, 2024
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barn busted

The act of destroying a toilet w a massive dump that sprays and splatters
After 12 beers and Taco Bell…I busted down the bathroom door at 7-11 and barn busted the dump hole.
by Lapdog83 July 27, 2022
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