All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

i want to die

something someone who is thinking or is on the verge of suicide. it is never good to hear these words. if you hear someone say this, please reach out to them and continue to until you’re positive that this feeling has passed. i’m not the most mentally stable person ever, i think about this word(sentence) a lot.. but it’s never good to hear this and then blow it off like they were joking. get serious for a moment even if they are joking. sometimes the truth lies behind the joke.

me: i want to die
him: i dont like hearing those words
me: i’m sorry
him: i just don’t know how to respond

by takecarelostsouls January 6, 2023

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

i want some forehead

A girl who wants the D 8=========D

You: sup girl I want some forehead

Girl:I’ll give you some fire head cause I want that massive D of urs

by Nogga May 15, 2018

i dont want a thotie i want a bae

iconic Jawad song

aka a song that came out summer 2019

bop

i dont want a thotie i want a bae is actually a pretty good song

take you on a trip on a private plane

anywhere you want

you just gotta say

by vcsodscobadapisco October 7, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025