Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022

Fortnite

A game popular amongst anti-vax 7 year olds

My mom won't let me play fortnite past my bedtime

by senpaielias July 24, 2019

Fortnite

A cancerous disease.

A. Do you play Fortnite?
B. Yes, I do. I've been playing that game all day at school.

by Amber<3Senpai May 15, 2018

Fortnite

THE STUPIDEST THING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, ANYONE WHO PLAYS IT IS A FUCKING RETARD AND EVERYONE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Guy 1: Fortnite sucks
Guy 2: I agree

by YEETUSBOI November 21, 2018

Fortnite

1. A free to play game for virgins and poor people. 2. A game that retards would choose over their girl

Girl: Hey babe wanna go out tonight
Retard: Hell nah! I'm busy playing this awesome game called Fortnite
Girl: Well then we're done
Retard: pfft Idfc

by The Big Zucc June 6, 2018

Fortnite

A Fortnite Is when a group of virgin children play a asinine game for which only virgins play

Joey:Wanna play fortnite?
Alex: no I go to you mom home

by The Equivalint to methalhedimi February 24, 2020

fortnite

A game commonly played by 42year olds virgins and 8 year old kids.

Dave:hEy dO u PlAy fOrtNitE
Bob: no SoRrY, I aLreAdY loSt mY viRgiNiTy

by FoRtnutgod69 January 22, 2019