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farm machinery

Tools used to harvest crops in agricultural operations.
What do you call a barn-full of niggas?....antique farm machinery.
by gladheateher October 2, 2007
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Farm Dog

noun

1) A person who does not care how they look or what you think about how they look.

2) One who is apathetic about something.

Often used to explain the person's look or behavior and usually proceeding the words "don't care."
Example 1
Guy: Why are you wearing pajama pants to a party?
Girl: Cuz farm dog don't care.

Example 2
Girl 1: This professor is so boring.
Girl 2: I know, look at Andrew. He's asleep in the front row.
Girl 1: Farm dog don't' care.
by Billy The Goat 29 May 5, 2016
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Boones Farm

A cheap brand of wine that homophobes/racists/college kids like to define on urban dictionary.
I happened to see a couple definitions of boones farm on urban dictionary and all of them seemed to have been written by either a racist, a homophobe, or a college kid. I couldn't decide who was worse.
by OMGWTFBBW August 22, 2014
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Farm block

The equivalent of cock-blocking, except for Farmville.

When someone walks in on you while playing Farmville. Generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night.

Interrupting one's farm voyeurism.
Dude, I'm so fucking pissed, I got farm blocked last night. I was getting it on with my farm when my friend Nate walked in on me. Fucking farm blocker.

I feel really bad about my job sometimes. When I go to drop off my van binder at the booth, the old women quickly reduce their farmville screens when the see me. I feel like such a farm block.

Damn, I was all ready for the best night of my life, but then Tony walked in and farm blocked me. I was busy seeding my mango tree when he crept in last night and ruined the mood.
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Uterus farm

A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.
Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
by benjid December 9, 2012
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cracker farm

cracker farm
When I lived in Oklahoma we had an employee that went nuts and tried to kill himself.
We did not here from him for a while but one day he called the office and explained that he was in the "Cracker Farm"
that"s the first time I heard a mental facility called a "Cracker Farm"
so from that point on we all at the office used the term to refer to a nut house or mentel facility.
Hey This is john doe < how you guys doing? oh I am ok i am in the Cracker farm down in Cement , oklahoma.
by crackerbreaker December 12, 2013
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Slut Farm

A "slut farm" is an alcohol-serving establishment frequented often by easy women and girls with low standards.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you up to tonight?
Guy 2: I'm headin' out to Crazy Horse.
Guy 1: Don't go there dude, it's a total slut farm.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right, my boy Mike took one for the team last time.
by Captain Toolshed March 29, 2011
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