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stone faces

A game played in Russia in a nightclub amongst men. They are sat round a table looking at each other whilst a whore is under the table giving one of them a BJ. They have to guess which of them is being worked by the whore by the look on their faces.
Yuroi: Ok I booked the whore, lets play stone faces. Winner gets the vodkas in.
Vladmir: Well its not me
Sasha: Nope not me
Yuri: Smirk

Vladmir+Sasha: Its you, your stone face is shit!

Whore: That will be 10000 rubles.
by chindelly April 8, 2010
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dueling faces

Sexual act in which two women take turns giving one man head.
"They were both trying to suck my dick! They were playing dueling faces."
by P-Money315 January 5, 2010
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Fact

When somebody adds "Fact" to the end of their sentence, they are usually stating a controversial opinion, as if the addition of the word makes it so just because they said so.

Usually it is a sign of unwarranted self-importance.
Idiot: Megadeth are dead after Rust in Peace. Fact.
Sane person: No, that's just your opinion.
by SonicTailsKnuckles December 16, 2009
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faceslut

Individuals who have anyone they've ever met in their entire lives added as friends on their Facebook account, particularily members of the opposite sex.
"Did you see Bob's friends list on Facebook? He has like 700 friends. Wow, he's such a faceslut!"
by bellatrixia September 15, 2007
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Fact of the Matter

Phrase used by morons to transition from one confusing sentence clause to another. Often used when said moron has absolutely no clue what he or she is speaking about and is engaged in an argumentative conversion. When properly used, the moron--through his own stupidity--renders his conversing opponent speechless and effectively ends the conversation. Consequentially, the moron now believes he is smart and begins to use the phrase more often; making everyone who knows the moron hate him and dread talking to him.
reasonably intelligent person: "The consensus among dietitians is that you should eat solid food and that a diet consisting of mere protein shakes is a crash diet that cannot be sustained for long-term, healthy weight loss."

moron: "Well, I am no scientist and I sure as hell won't be called Tom Cruise, but the fact of the matter is I've lost ten pounds in two weeks on my shake diet and its totally kick ass. Do you even realize that I put ice in the shake and its a solid?"

reasonable intelligent person: "You are a moron"
by how to talk to idiots March 5, 2011
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Dropping Faces

To spend cash on a purchase - references the faces on dollar bills.
"I see you got cash today."

"Yeah, Im dropping faces for once."
by Rhym February 6, 2015
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Facespam

A type of Facebook application which prompts you to invite or add more friends in order to use the application or view quiz results.

Facespam-ed
When a friend on your list chooses you as one of their 15 (out of 300) friends that will enable them to use this application.

If it is not contained; it may spread and cause the demise of Facebook.
P1 - "I hate facespam! Now I will never know `what dog I should own!`"
P2 - "I know exactly what you mean! I get Facespamed by this girl I knew in grade two all the time!"
P3 - "Really? Send them to me I want to get rid of a few people on my list! I will facespam them to Death!"
*... awkward pause...*
P3 - "Too far?"
P1+P2 - "Beyond."
by LilMissHousewife January 31, 2008
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